**The first Monday of every month, I let my muse take over the blog. I apologize in advance...**
Did you miss me? I know you did.
So. Business. Blech. This will be short, though. We’re gonna
be doing a revamping of the whole Muse Mondays thing soon, so that it’s more
concrete and easier for other people to do. But not right now. We’re way too
busy. Trying to finish this book, right? Then stupid NaNoWriMo, which she just
insists on doing, and I guess I have to help. So I’m thinking December-ish.
Just in time for my birthday! So think about what you’re all getting me.
There’s supposed to be a point to this, right? A certain
point to each post I make. Like, I’m supposed to give you some insight from the
point of view of a muse and character. Well, I don’t really feel like it. I
mean, why do I need to solve your problems anyway? So I’ve got no major points
to make today, no writing tips or advice. I’ll save that for the writer.
I want to spoil this whole NaNoWriMo thing sooooooo bad. But
she’d kill me. I mean, like really, she could kill me off (pfft yeah right, I
could barely say that with a straight face). But I’ll give you some little
tidbits. Well the great thing about being a muse is that I can dig through
memories and old projects and find some juicy stuff that we can make even
better. So it’s something old. Something she started when she was a teenager,
but didn’t have nearly the amount of insight or, ahem, inspiration that she
does now. It started out as a really bad short story and a few cute but not
well plotted vignettes. But we’re taking the characters and giving them whole
new life. Or death, for some. Get it yet? I can’t say anything more. I’ll get
in trouble. Wouldn’t want to get BITTEN or anything.
I swear I’ll come up with a better idea for next month’s
post. I’m open to ideas, too. Like, what would you want your muse to explain to
you? Why they exist? Why they’re such assholes? Or what would you want to ask
your characters? We’re like real people, just living in a world that you
designed. That’s some crazy philosophical shit, right?
JP
She sounds like a typical muse to me... never giving much away! Hope you both enjoy NaNo!
ReplyDeleteI would totally let this go (especially since I find it hilarious), but Jordan might actually kill me if I don't say that he's a boy. My fault for liking sexually ambiguous names so much...
DeleteBut anyway, thanks! I can't wait for November.
Your muse has attitude!
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