I know I usually give Jordan the blue font when we share a post, but since love is in the air, today we're going with red.
Love is in the air? Someone call an exterminator.
ANYWAY. For this party, I've added pictures! They were a lot of fun to make so I hope you enjoy. I apologize for how long this post will be, and for any inappropriate comments made (not by me...). Let's get to the questions!
1. Who did
you bring to the party? Is he/she your Valentine or anti-Valentine?
Since it’s our party and our musiversary, I of
course brought Jordan to the party.
Against my will, I should
add.
That’s not true! You’re excited, admit it!
Nope. Hate Valentine’s
Day. Romance. Stupid. Blech.
Uh-huh. We’re the epitome of anti-Valentines in
case that wasn’t painfully obvious. I think listing all of the reasons would
take all day.
2. Which
one of you is the more romantic person?
Uhhhh you, obviously, with
your “I’ve only kissed one guy my whole life” crap. I’ve never done any
romantic thing. Ever.
Yet! What about Adam?
SPOILERS. How about we get
the first book done before jumping to the third one?
Don’t change the subject! You luuuuuuuuuurve him.
DO NOT. I’m only 20!
That’s still a good two years away from being a thing.
Jordan and Adam sitting in a tree…
For the love of God, shut
up! The only reason he even exists is to save me from YOU.
Excuse me?
Everyone thinks I’m the
mean one but you basically TORTURE me in the second book. I mean, really. WRITERS.
So I give you a nice boyfriend in Book 3.
Exactly.
You’re welcome!
………
I got you a box of chocolates! Wait, where did
they go?
I may have found them
earlier… *burp*
Oooook. What did you get me?
Condoms.
That’s creepy on so many levels.
No, it’s incredibly
practical. You need them more than I do. At least I can’t get knocked up. No one wants to end up like my mom, Sarah!
Riiiiiiiiiihgt. You still need them, though.
Not for everything…
4. Are you
guys wearing red or pink (or black...)?
Well, I did just buy this great pink dress, and
since it’s the internet, I’m going to pretend if fits without Spanx. But black
tights! Mostly because I like black tights.
Pink is pretty much the
last color you will ever catch me in. I’m going with black just because. But
with a pop of red, you know, to be festive.
A tie? I thought you didn’t care about this party
enough to dress up.
Yeah, I’m just hoping some
cute boys show up.
5. Did you
bring any Valentine’s Day treats?
Don’t say it…
I made cupcakes!
You’re so predictable.
But they’re my Valentine’s Day cupcakes! I had to
make them. You know you want one…
Can’t talk. Eating.
6. Name a
song for our Love Playlist or Anti-Love Playlist (or both)!
I’m going to add Christina Perri’s “A Thousand
Years” for the Love Playlist. Because I’ve decided it should be you and Adam’s
song. Because you luuuuuuuuurve him.
You’re not allowed to
watch Twilight movies anymore.
Ok, then Mr. Rock Star, what’s your anti-love
song?
Hmm…so many choices. I can
only pick one?
Yes.
Uhhh….I don’t think so. I
choose several. I’ll do you a favor and only pick songs you have. Otherwise
this could take me a week. Plus it will be easier for you to put it together
for me.
I hate you.
7. Got a great anti/Valentine party game?
We could always play spin
the bottle again…
After the stunt you pulled last time? I don’t
think so!
Pardon me for trying to
keep things interesting.
You just don’t want to have to kiss a girl.
You just don’t want to
have to kiss ANYONE.
8. Feeling
the love or just feeling nauseous? How will you have fun at the party?
I’m nauseous, but it’s
probably from eating too many sweets…
Well, since so many people showed up to my party,
I’m definitely feeling the love!
9. Has your
muse been a good Valentine?
Not even a little bit.
You see? She’s so mean to
me.
You didn’t let me finish! You’re the perfect
anti-Valentine! And I’m just fine with that.
Can you go back to being
mean? I’ll take mean over mushy any day.
Remember, you can still sign up and post through the end of today! Thanks to everyone for coming to my party!!!
Wait,
where's my bonus question? Don't you want presents???
Right, because our Valentine's Day presents to each other
went so well. If other people want to give us musiversary presents, that's up
to them!
Booooooooooooooooo.
It's going to be a fun party! I can't wait to see the
answers from everyone else!
I need a nap.
Remember, you can still sign up and post through the end of today! Thanks to everyone for coming to my party!!!
Hehehe, I grinned through the whole interview. I think I like your Jordan.
ReplyDeleteThanks! He does tend to grow on you...
DeleteI, too, grinned through your entire post. I always love checking in with Jordan.
ReplyDeleteThis was a fun bloghop/fest. Thanks for hosting, Sarah!
Thanks, M.J.! Jordan does like to entertain.
DeleteLove the cartoons. And the cupcakes. Yum, and so little calories too! Thanks for having us. I'll send over the industrial waste management team tomorrow, and again, I apologize for my muse. He knows not what he does. Oh wait. He does know and just doesn't care.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best part of virtual snacks--you can eat all you want and you won't gain weight ;)
DeleteLove the cartoons. What software do you choose to do them? Great post, you made laugh. Very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteJuneta @ Writer's Gambit
I just used Bitstrips. It's pretty easy and I love how they came out!
Deletei had fun just listening to you two banter! happy anti valentine musiversay!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Tara! We could banter all day but I had to cut it off at some point.
DeleteJordan is something else, as usual! And let him know I got him something. ;)
ReplyDeleteJordan is something I can barely describe. Unfortunately I'm forced to do it all the time. Thanks for the present! He'll love it!
DeleteSounds like Jordan is still full of ... snark!
ReplyDeleteIt was nice to hear from him again.
Great party and delicious cupcakes!
Heather
Hahaha! Your muse gave you condoms. Jordan is a riot. I love his answers. And those pictures were great. Thanks for inviting me and Ena to the party! We hope you'll have another one...like for Halloween. ;)
ReplyDeleteI would love to do one for Halloween! Jordan definitely isn't into costumes but I've got plenty of time to convince him otherwise. :D
DeleteCan always rely on Jordan for snark. Awesome party, again. Thanks. =)
ReplyDeleteHe definitely brings the snark on a daily basis :)
DeleteI love Jordan - he makes me laugh out loud every time I read about him. The cartoons were great! Thanks so much for inviting us to your party - sorry about Jari and the whole goat/fire thing, I swear I'll make him clean it up....I totally agree with Chrys - I'd love to attend a Halloween muse party :)! Hope you and Jordan are having fun!
ReplyDeleteWe are having fun! I'm sure some people would be adventurous enough to try the goat...
DeleteSo nice to see you both again. You throw a great online party :-) I'm glad Jordan liked his shirt. Could a snag a couple of extra cupcakes to take home for the kiddos?
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming! It's the internet, so they're are infinite cupcakes :D
DeleteYour muse sounds very mature and sensible if a bit impatient. But cupcakes make everything better.
ReplyDeletePatience definitely isn't one of his stronger qualities.
DeletePink isn't my favorite color either, but red works. Sorry Jordan couldn't hold up under all the party pressure.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok. He'd rather sleep than do most things.
DeleteHehehehe I love the banter you two have going on. Definitely keeping Nick and Jordan away from each other. :-P
ReplyDeleteI think when we get muses together it always leads to trouble...
DeleteLove the graphics and the banter. Very fun!
ReplyDeleteThanks! :D
DeleteThere's such a great dynamic between you two. Great fun!
ReplyDeleteSo, Jordan... Tell me more about this--uhm--it was Adam, wasn't it?
"Adam?" Jordan says. "Adam who? I don't know any Adams."
DeleteHe can't even try to play this game because Adam is his friend for 6 years before they get together. Nice try, though.
"Stop telling everyone about my future! You're *supposed* to be writing about my past first! Remember? Miss Writer Lady? Who never does any writing???"
Oh, be quiet.
You guys make me laugh! Love the pics too. Thumbs up for the cupcakes. :)
ReplyDeleteHah! This was cute!
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