First of all, I've gotta slap some people around. Not a single one of you signed up for the Muse Mondays blog hop. Pfft. Whatever. We don't need you bitches. But in case you have no freaking clue what I'm talking about, click here! It's pretty flexible, I mean just pick any Monday you want. We'll probably get stricter if MORE PEOPLE JOIN.
Anyway, we've been having some issues. And as usual, I'm the one to blame. Sure, blame the muse when you can't write. Take the easy way out. Well, ok. Chapter 12 is such a bitch. Especially because it’s actually Chapter 11. But that’s beside the point!
Ok, let me lay out the scene for you. I go to this party and
there’s some girls there. It’s really boring, but somehow I end up talking to
this chick Madison, and she totally wants to jump me. Why? Because I’m
gorgeous, duh. No, really, it may or may not be to get revenge on this girl who
I had a thing with at some point in ancient history and who pissed Madison off
for whatever reason. (You don’t find out because I didn’t. Yay first person!) And
so we almost do it. Almost?! you're probably wondering—I’ll get to it…
Anyway, the almighty writer doesn’t understand why this chapter
is so hard to write. But guess what? I do!
Here’s the problem: I DON’T LIKE GIRLS. Well, maybe
sometimes. I guess that’s why it’s confusing. But still, it’s out of character
because I swore off girls in the very first sentence of the book. So that brings
me to a bigger question—are you forcing your characters? Are you making them do
something that they wouldn’t normally do?
So if you try to force your characters—like into a girl’s…OH
SHE WON’T LET ME WRITE IT. PG-13 SHE SAYS. Wait, does that mean I only get one
f-bomb? When did this rule start?!
What was I saying?! Oh yeah, so if you think you’re in control of your story (is that what you think?), you might try to
shove your characters into places where they don’t fit. I mean figuratively!
Geez.
Like, ok! An example. Let’s say your character’s really shy,
and they see somebody getting picked on, and they just randomly stand up to the
bully. Does it seem realistic? Or are you forcing your character to do
something they would never actually do just for the sake of the story?
Hold on—What? Stop whispering in my ear, woman! Ok, so if
your character overcoming something is part of the plot—like they need to get
over their shyness in order to grow, then that’s ok. You just need a reason for
it. And the character needs to be aware of how out of character it is for them (whoa).
And you need a lot of aftermath and contemplation and all that stuff.
So if you don’t have a good reason for it, then WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING IT?
I guess what I’m saying is let your characters be
themselves. It’s gonna be obvious if they’re doing something weird. So if you
need that moment in the story, you need a reason for it. The whole me and
Madison thing is super complicated. But there’s a reason for it happening, and
that leads to something happening after that’s even more important. I don’t
wanna give anything away…*ahem.* Oh, who am I kidding? I didn’t get laid that
night. By anyone. So lame.
But to make it a little clearer—I end up finding Madison
attractive because she’s basically the girl version of me and I’m in love with
myself (I could be a shrink, I swear). She had a vibe that was different from
other girls. Plus I’m just a sucker for attention. So there’s your reasoning
for why we start going at it. For a few reasons (that I’m not going to tell
you, la la la la la la), it doesn’t happen. BUT. It does put me in a mindset to make a few impulsive decisions that
lead to one thing and that leads to another and another and—you get it? The things that happen because of this out-of-character moment end up being HUGE for the overall story. So, there’s
reasoning and there’s aftermath.
Those two things are essential if you’re forcing your
characters to do something they wouldn’t normally do. Otherwise you’re just
pushing them around. They’re not gonna seem like a real person if they’re just
doing random shit all the time. You need some consistency, people! Don’t bully
your characters. We can bite back. And I’m not gentle.
I guess that’s it. Well. Fuck. Good day!
JP